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" If I said you had a good body, would you
hold it against me?"
"Are you tired? Because you've been running
around my mind all day."
"Did the sun come out or did you just smile
at me?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or
do I have to walk by you again?"
You - "Did it hurt".
The other person will natuarlly say "Did
what hurt?",
You - "When you fell from heaven."
"That shirt is very becoming on you....and
if I was on you, I would be cumming too!"
" Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I
have yours?"
"Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little
river then a bunny on one side and says he can't
get to the other side because he will go glub
glub glub.)
Gal: What was the point of that?
Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand"
"Are you religious? (They answer yes or
no) Because I could be the answer to your prayers."
"Is there an airport nearby or is that my
heart taking off?"
"If I followed you home, would you keep
me?"
"I think I must be dying because I'm looking
at Heaven."
"Do u sleep on your stomach ...........can
I?"
"I know they say milk does a body good but
damn, how much have u been drinking?"
"Why don't u come here sit on my lap and
we will talk about the first thing that pops up."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd
put U and I together"
"HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?"
"That dress looks great on you! It would
look even better in a pile on my bedroom floor!"
"Just wondering, what would you like for
breakfast tomorrow morning?"
"If it's true that we are what we eat, I
could be you by morning!"
"Your father must have been a thief... he
took the stars from the sky and put them in your
eyes."
"It must be a day off in heaven for an angel
like you to be amongst us."
"Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?"
"Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's
missing an angel!"
"Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
I want to call my mom and tell her I just met
the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your
mother and thank her."
"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions
to your apartment?"
"I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her:
No. Well then, please start."
"If you were a tear in my eye I would not
cry for fear of losing you."
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